Pinky Lynn

A blog about celebrities, wanna-be celebrities and anyone in between.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Britney on Will & Grace

It was pretty much what I expected it would be. She can only act in a certain way, and that way is pretty much how she is. I don't even think that accent was fake. I think that red dress wasn't very flattering, though she looked better than normal. Maybe I just don't think Will and Grace is that funny, but I was really expecting more.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Desperately Seeking Publicity


Seriously? This has got to be a publicity stunt. I didn't realize they were both so desperate. Ryan and Teri are about the last two people I would have paired together. Isn't it sort of a conflict of interest for Ryan to scoop the news on E! about himself, or is he just trying to get the coverage firsthand? And I guess Teri will have to leave Desperate Housewives now that she's found herself a little divo of her own.

Monday, March 27, 2006

The Odd Couple Hits the ATL


Britney - Christina called and said she wants her look back, but you can keep
Mr. Stinky (who looks like he has bird crap on his jacket, BTW). I know we're a bit slow in the South, but we're not 50 years behind the times. At least K-Fed is dressed for the scene.

So Himself and I are totally bummed that missed out on Vision last weekend, but at least we got to hang out at the beach. With the Feds, you just don't know if there will be a next time and from the look on her face, I'm not even sure there will even be a next year.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Chloe is the Best Actress in the World!


She is so talented. Thanks to the ladies at Go Fugyourself, we can see the real Chloe in her daily life as a temptress, friend, blind girl and mover.

And as you can she, she looks absolutely nothing like the Polygamist-lovin' Morman, Nicki, that she portrays in Big Love.

Her true style is so cutting-egde. I can't imagine how she must channel her inner self to pretend to be in a Cult whose name brand of choice is Little House on the Prairie.

See what happens when you don't win the Oscar?


Poor Michelle Williams. Not only did she not win the Oscar for her portrayal as a woman married to a Gay Man, which I'm sure was so foreign to the Hollywood sect that they just couldn't recognize her sheer talent, but now she's forced to be a bag lady and wear her Grandma's clothes.

And, she had to park on the street, nonetheless. We all know that true Hollywood leading ladies park in the Handicap Zones and would at least have 1-2 nannies and an assistant with them.

Winona's Great Debate


Hmmm...which hat will I steal first?

Monday, March 20, 2006

Jordan Catalano came down to Georgia…my So-Called Night out as a Satan Worshipper

So we headed out to this club called Masquerade to see a friend's co-worker's boyfriend's band (at which I was under the slight pretense that there would be an 80s music room and was sorely disappointed about).

While checking out the web site for the venue, I was excited to see that the main band playing at the club would be 30 SECONDS TO MARS….whose lead singer is none other than Jared Leto (ex boyfriend to Cameron Diaz and 'friend' to Lindsay, Britney and an Olsen twin).

We all traipse inside this club, which could actually be mistaken for a dungeon. The club's three levels were called Heaven, Purgatory and Hell. Jordan was in Heaven. Now, we didn't have the right stamp to get into Heaven (it's good to know that's all you need, for future reference), but himself got us in as usual. I had such high expectations. I mean, many years ago, I so wanted to be Angela and when he sang the song "Red" I too thought it was about me. And behold, there he was -- dressed like a priest with some intense black eyeliner. It was a somewhat holy experience, but I realized I would quickly need an exorcism if I stayed in Heaven too long. So after some satanic rituals and a mosh pit, we high-tailed it out of Heaven and ran straight to Hell.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Hollywood Fatality (Re-enactment)


I'm getting a little worried about my dog now. He told me he is writing a script and wanted to act it out for me.

In this story, he plays Vince Vaughn and the dead creature before him with his brains shredded all over is Brad Pitt. See, Vince and Brad met up one night in an alley and Brad tells Vince that he is a vampire and wants to turn him onto the dark world and convert him into his cult. Vince gets worried and turns into a bear with his special powers and savagely rips Brad's brains apart.

I'm not sure if this movie will make it to Hollywood, but yet once again, I am honoring his wishes to get his views out there. My dog also said that I made him look like a sissy with those bunny ears and needed to get his image toughened up a bit.

The Princess of Darkness Becomes Lighter



What happened to Kelly Osbourne and who is this imposter?Maybe this is really the secret sister that's been in hiding all of these years? Do I dare say she actually looks normal?

Granted, she's more in the ranks of the improved Anna Nicole and Courtney Love, but at least she's not looking like the walking dead any more. I think I heard that she was retiring, so maybe the act is over and the sweet little Kelly we remember from those old MTV specials is back? Or maybe we'll hear pretty soon how she's going back into rehab? Either way, good for her.

Picture source: http://www.thesuperficial.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=17402

Do Wrongs Make a Right? Maybe Just in Hollywood.

We all know that money and fame can buy our celebrities many things. Cars, politicians, religion, mountains and children. There are some who actually do some things for the good, some do them only for PR reasons and some have no interest in helping others. There are some who I think do bad on purpose just so they can prove that they can overcome and prevail.

Does one star bashing another couple for cheating and exploiting their many children realize what a hypocrite he is or will he become a counselor for failing Hollywood marriages or will this couple build many colonies of 'second-world' countries and save us all?

Does another star decide to publicly announce their substance addition to try to save others from falling into this same fate or did they just think it would get them some press coverage, a book deal, a movie deal they could star in and then eventually land some silly sitcom?

Okay, so these aren't the best examples, but give me time.

Monday, March 13, 2006

MTV is Keeping it Real(ly) Consistent

Finally caught up on Real World Key West. I actually turned off the first episode because I just wasn't getting into it the first time. After the second time, it grew on me a bit. Not that I'm that obsessed with the show, but I like to check out the cities they are in for future partying.

One thing that did strike me as odd while I was watching Svetlana complain was that MTV must only allow its Russian cast members to live in South Florida. Remember Ms Drama Queen Flora from Miami? I'll have to look back through some of the old casts to see if the show is as predictable with other locales. I don't remember there being any other Anorexics (as least publicly), although Paula does remind me a little bit of Frankie from San Diego - so maybe they just put the crazies and the Russians in warmer climates :-)

Sunday, March 12, 2006

It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp

I didn't realize that Britney and K-Fed were the inspiration for this Oscar-winning song! All of Kevin's babies' mommas must be proud.

Picture source: http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/britney_spears/index.html

And The Oscar Goes To...

So I've been very neglectful of my blog, but am back to dish my thoughts on the Oscars. Sorry to see there weren't any major scandals, although I would've loved to know what Reese's husband (what's his name again :-) what thinking when she was giving her speech and the cameras were locked on him.

I was a little disappointed in Jon Stewart, I was expecting more slams at the celebs, but their dour sense of humor didn't really allow him to be the best he could. I vote for Clooney as host next year!

I was glad to see Ms. Kidman and her Urban man, although she did walk the red carpet alone. My hopes rose when I saw Sandra and Keanu together again...they make such a cute couple.

But all my happiness was crushed when I saw Heath and Michelle; aka the worst and most annoying couple ever. I don't know what it is about her, but she really gets on my nerves. Maybe it's because I liked him with Naomi. I think Michelle is slowly trying to convince Heath that she his Australian; have you heard her Aussie/British accent? Please, she's from Montana! I know we're supposed to see that she's grown from Dawson's Creek, but I'm not buying it. Naomi went a little insane and put on 2 of the ugliest dresses I've ever seen and Heath needs to get rid of that molester mustache. Anyway, we'll see how long this couple lasts, but they are registering low on my wedding watch. This may be their only walk down the aisle.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Paris v K-Fed: the Grammy Race

Now this could be a long shot that either of them will even be in the running here, but lets just assume...what if they are both in the running for Best New Artist in 2007? Okay, so the end of the world may be near, pigs will be flying and Brad will have left Angelina for Paris and he'll be sporting long blonde hair and will only wear pink (could happen).

I'd have to go with Ms. Hilton. At least she's clean (okay, cleaner looking and probably does bathe). She has her own money to promote it and won't be going through a divorce like K-Fed.

Now from what I've been reading, both albums are somewhat autobiographical, and will probably lead to 'Glitter'esk movie deals. Now for the movie, I'd probably say K-Fed's will be more interesting...

I just vote instead for a new reality show called "Celebrities or people who think they are Celebrities who think they can sing" and just kick them off the island one by one until only Talan survives.

Scandals on the Ice

In lieu of recent events, I've begun to wonder just what it is about ice skating that brings scandals out? Whether it's trying to break your competitor's knee, affairs with C-list celebrities, bribes and just insanely horrific costumes, there's clearly some link between a frozen slab and insanity.

Maybe it's why Tara wanted to star on a soap; is there really a difference between an ice rink and Salem? Is Stefano like the evil coach who brinks them to the edge of reason? Whatever the case, it looks like ice skating is here to stay and lets hope so are the scandals, fighting and lies.

- PL