Brit gets gas

Well, this picture is a heck of a lot better than some other pictures I have seen of her lately...a few of them, I wish I had NOT seen at all!

I guess Brit is busy celebrating her 25th birthday with party after party this week, and of course fueling her ride to carry her to and fro Paris.

This is a really weird camera angle of her face, though, because she looks a bit like Brooke Hogan to me. She also pumps gas really weird.

Yikes! When two horrible blondes collide!

I had thought for a brief moment (or second rather), that Britney's handlers may actually be doing a good job - cleaning her up, hiding her from public view, divorcing K-Fed, etc.

But now....I can't even comprehend this new relationship. Don't tell me that these two are preparing for a reality show or even worse, a new album together!

Britney looks like Paris' poor little friend; can't the girl even get a proper hemline? And what's with each wearing just one stocking? Is that code for BFF?

Skank and skankier is more like it!

TomKat, Kitten in Italy

So it seems there may be a wedding this weekend after all, and Suri is actually a real, live baby!

Apparently the couple will wed in Italy this weekend, in a Scientology ceremony of course.

But I'm confused, are they allowed to talk during the wedding, or will it be like childbirth, with signs and aliens chanting in the background? And with the Italian Scientologists, I'm sure there will be lots and lots of hand gestures.

How does Shanna really feel?

I'm really happy to see that Shanna has no hard feelings toward Travis Barker and their broken marriage. You know, it's hard enough on the kids, and the parents should still get along....

I am guessing Shanna won't be visiting Paris anytime soon!

When in Cabo...

So, like, does Laguna Beach own Cabo or something? Why do they always go there? And though they act like it'll be so scandalous, I can tell you that their stay seems pretty lame compared to Cancun, where the poor high school kids go.

Anyway, this is the scene in which Kyndra sees Tyler making out with another girl. I don't know which is funnier; her face or Nikki's - who is probably like 'ha-ha, in your face Kyndra.' Why does Nikki always seem to be spying on Kyndra for her brother? Either that or she's so whacked out that she doesn't even know what is going on.

I've been traveling, so I have to catch up on the last 2 episodes; it looks like it's Prom season once again, so I'm sure there will be drama there.

Brit dumps K-Fed

So.....where to begin. First Hollywood Royalty breaks up (Ryan/Reese) and now the Hollywood Slums call it quits.

Well, I think the real question in this last relationship was 'who was using who?' Was K-Fed in it for the money and fame? Well, that much was certain. But so is the fact that Brit wanted some kids and she knew that he could obviously provide her that - dude's got 4 kids now! And for the low, low price of only $300K, she got what she wanted.

Funny how she looked like crap their whole relationship and only now she cleans up. No wonder she's been in the dark since her last kid was born; she was getting reworked for her premiere as a soon-to-be single....no doubt she's not far away from releasing another album based on this relationship. Well, so much for K-Fed being her opening act...maybe Justin will take him in?

Marcia Cross out and about

I can't believe how big she is already and she's not even as far along as Pinky! I guess it's because of the twins, but yikes...how will Desperate Housewives hide that bump? Last night, the flowers were a bit too obvious, they'll need a whole tree in a few months :-)

And I know pregnant women aren't supposed to sunbathe all the time, but a little sun can surely do this woman a little good. I guess that's why she looks so great at 44.

Dashton strike a pose

People always seem to mock Paris Hilton for making the same pose over and over again....but I think Demi has this pose down pat. Looking adoringly at Ashton, he glazing at her um....well, you know.

They have probably broken every bet that was placed on how long their relationship would last.

Now, if only Demi would pay a little more attention to her daughter Rumer's new BFF, LiLo. That doesn't seem like a good relationship to me.