Pinky Lynn

A blog about celebrities, wanna-be celebrities and anyone in between.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Tom Christ or Jesus Cruise?

Which name do you like better? Because you better get used to one of them. According to The Sun (a most respectable news source), Tommy-Boy is the new “Christ” of Scientology.

Not to let anything get to his already oversized noggin, followers of Scientology believe that Cruise will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. This from a group who believe that humans are born with alien souls and that we must rid of them through a very complex, and expensive process.

Hey, to each his own. I'm holding off on joining this cult for the time-being. I'd rather wait until Brad Pitt becomes the new 'Father Theresa' and follow in his teachings.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Britney is a Snazzy Dresser

We all know Britney can afford anything she wants. She's with her new man in Vegas at the moment, holed up in a $40K a night suite.

With that kind of cash, you'd think Ms Brit could afford a jacket that doesn't resemble one you could have found in Rave 15 years ago for $10.
And has anyone wondered why we haven't seen little Jaden yet? That's beside the point I'm making here though...although with the rumors that she's prego with #3, I'd try to wear something that somewhat resembled camo as well....especially for trying to blend in at Circus Circus.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

The Hills are Alive


I can't wait until January 15th; this almost makes up for Cami and Kyndra -- almost.

Of course they got their internships back at Teen Vogue, though in the real world, that would never happen. You don't turn down a job in Paris over a boy and still get to keep your job in the Fall.

I am curious to see LC and Brody Jenner, as he's been hooking up with all the reality tv chicks.

New Brit Ain't So Different

So what's with all these reports that Britney is changing her ways and is going to emerge as who she needs to be?

By the looks of things here, she's back to her usualy habits, including engaging with a mysterious K-Fed lookalike.

So much for her and Justin getting back together, cause she for sure ain't bringing Sexy Back!