Paris v K-Fed: the Grammy Race

Now this could be a long shot that either of them will even be in the running here, but lets just assume...what if they are both in the running for Best New Artist in 2007? Okay, so the end of the world may be near, pigs will be flying and Brad will have left Angelina for Paris and he'll be sporting long blonde hair and will only wear pink (could happen).

I'd have to go with Ms. Hilton. At least she's clean (okay, cleaner looking and probably does bathe). She has her own money to promote it and won't be going through a divorce like K-Fed.

Now from what I've been reading, both albums are somewhat autobiographical, and will probably lead to 'Glitter'esk movie deals. Now for the movie, I'd probably say K-Fed's will be more interesting...

I just vote instead for a new reality show called "Celebrities or people who think they are Celebrities who think they can sing" and just kick them off the island one by one until only Talan survives.