Stretching those lies....?

So after months of 'baby bump' publicity, there is still no baby to be seen. However, only 2 weeks after the supposed delivery, TomKat is out and about, with her tummy hanging out for all to see.
Why would she go to such lengths to further try to prove she did carry the baby? Where is the baby anyway?

We know it can't be too early, Brooke Shields is already on the cover of People with hers. I did hear one rumor that it is a pretty ugly baby, maybe they are doing some 'altercations' on her until she looks more like Tom?

This sad saga will never end.