Madge & LiLo: BFF

Poor Madge. Ever since Britney so cruelly flossed with her red string bracelet on Dateline, she's been searching for a new young starlet to convert to Kabbalah or 'Madonna-ism' - and alas, she's found hope with Lindsay Lohan.

It seems Madge and LiLo have been bonding over their love of Kabbalah, music and Estelle Getty (who, quite conveniently, LiLo is beginning to look like).

As soon as her Confessions Tour is over, Madge is going to whisk away lil' Miss to Israel and guide her in the right direction. And we all know what that means; a duet on the MTV Music awards, a song/video and maybe even a Gap commercial together.

With all of Madge's focus on young singers these days, I have to wonder how Lola feels about all of this. Her mother won't even let her watch TV, yet she's continuing to dominate the media with her own tours, music, videos and commercials. Oh, please --- Momma don't preach.

PL