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As much as I don't like Tori Spelling, or Loni Anderson for that matter, I have to hand it to Tori because she proves she can make fun of herself even better than I could. Though she and her dog are the only ones who play themself, Loni plays a catty, Beverly Hills Momma like none other. Channeling Easy Street and 90210 meets the OC, Loni gives us a little peek into the relationship of Tori and her Mother and we can now see why she's never been able to be normal. Maybe she is trying to show that she doesn't rely on her parent's money, but hey - would she have really gotten this show if her last name wasn't Spelling?

I can understand why her parents would be mad a her. The eBay room, the speakerphone relationship with her Father, dealing with being ugly as a child and her Mom taking her to shops for midgets so she could wear heels and a bra when she was 3.

I totally loved the Wholeness episode, which was a jab at Scientology. Did you catch the scene with "TomKat" - it was right on. What about how Tori basically says her ex-husband was gay and that's why she dumped him? Because really, with all the money and power her Daddy can buy, she really can say and do whatever she wants.

There's still a debate about what's real and what's not on her body, but as her Nanny said "if you paid for them, they're yours!" Anyway, on my quest for the next trashy reality show, I'd have to say this is about on average and there's way more garbage on tv. If you're interested in watching the subtle take-down of Hollywood, this is the show for you.