OMG: Pinky, look at her gut! It's so big...

She looks like one of those (wanna-be) rap guy's girlfriends (sugar mommas). Who understands those rap guys; they only talk to her because she's got big bucks. I mean her gut, it's just so big!

Do I dare say more? Of the cover title, '487 best new ideas inside,' I have to say, this is the infinite worst idea EVER. Oh Britney, you make me want to lose my mind!