Free Katie from Tom's Closet!

You've just got to love Star! True or not, they tell you what everyone is thinking anyway. The only bullet missing is that her baby is really an alien that Tom bought from John Travolta and the headline should have read: Poor Katie TRAPPED in Tom's closet!!

Now, Nic really does look preggo in that picture, but they really should just leave J.Lo alone. Not that I'm a fan of her and Skeletor, but give the girl some peace on the baby thing.

And Mel....well, yes he does seem a bit crazy; or a least looks a bit demented in that picture.