Suri on board

In a downright shocking, SHOCKING, turn of events....it has been revealed that there is a birth certificate for Suri Cruise. So while the nation, the world, the universe and L Ron wait to catch a glimpse of the Surreal child, we all get a tiny glimmer of hope with this revelation.

The Cruise coalition has not forgotten about the baby; the Cruise camp is gearing up in full force to prove to us all that there is a baby - somewhere, somehow and by someone who may not actually be Tom or Kate.