In the Month of Halloween, Suri Shall Appear...

The vainest of them all, Tom, will debut his chosen one in the October issue of Vanity Fair. Surely to be leaked out soon, as the issue is being printed this week, the world will soon see this tiny "beautiful and amazing" creature who looks just like her parents - whomever they may be.

Of course I'll be curious to check this issue out....the world is still in flux until she appears for us all to worship. The sun will shine, birds will sing and all of the Scientologists will begin to chant in silence as their newfound leader is now able to prove her existence.

But it is rather perplexing that Suri will apear in October, the month of all that is wrong and evil in the world. Will she be real, or just a baby doll come to life, the child of Frankenstein?