Yikes! When two horrible blondes collide!

I had thought for a brief moment (or second rather), that Britney's handlers may actually be doing a good job - cleaning her up, hiding her from public view, divorcing K-Fed, etc.

But now....I can't even comprehend this new relationship. Don't tell me that these two are preparing for a reality show or even worse, a new album together!

Britney looks like Paris' poor little friend; can't the girl even get a proper hemline? And what's with each wearing just one stocking? Is that code for BFF?

Skank and skankier is more like it!