Tori's only .16% of what she used to be

Poor Tori. And I mean POOR Tori. She ain't getting no candy this year or next year. If only she had had a bigger first wedding and didn't marry a third-rate actor, she wouldn't be in this big ole mess.

Candy is taking all of Aaron's money and is gonna run....all the way down her 500 stairs, out of her 56,000 square foot estate, out of her bowling alley and into someone's arms who will cherish her for the sweet, eBay-lovin' gal she is. Maybe she'll find her own new little Toto.

Pitts packing up for Packistan?

Apparently, Angie is going to play the pregnant wife of Daniel Pearl in his biographic movie; of which Brad is going to produce. And with the rumors that they are planning to adopt twins from Pakistan, this group better bring some extra luggage with them.

Katie and Suri in Colorado....Minus the Suri

Well, apparently we need to start getting people in Colorado cameras. Not that anyone would doubt that Katie and Suri are vacationing there, even if Katie keeps the baby locked in a room somewhere.

Some "locals" aka "Scientologists getting paid by this stupid campaign" saw the baby at a gas station. Sure, they said she was funny-looking, all alien babies are. Why didn't these "locals" do the world justice and snap a quick picture and run? They could get at least 2 Mil! Tom must be forking over a lot of money to keep this thing going.

And what's even worse is that US Weekly talked to Katie, who said Suri is doing great, and are now speculating that she's pregant again!? Which would further fuel the rumors that the baby is actually older than the 3 months they claim it is, because it isn't Tom's.

This has go to end people! At least with Britney, we know we're getting the ugly truth - want it or not.

Matt parties in Costa Rica - but where are the bongos?

So Pinky's been busy updating this morning and she was almost done when she saw this picture of Matt in Costa Rica doing his best impression of a drunk guy; something he seems to do very well.

I'm not quite sure what he's really doing in this picture, but I thought it was rather funny. I certainly hope he didn't leave have to leave Tamarindo to have that much fun :-)

Urbanites Rock Nashville

'Walking in that wonderland' that is Nashville, Mr and Mrs Urban make a casual dash across the street. How strange it must be for Nic to see a grown man actually walking down the street, mostly not being hounded by photographers and most importantly, not climbing up street lights and declaring his love for this amazing woman.

These two are looking forward to their 'better life' as the 'days go by'

Now, for that little bump -- I guess only time will tell if they've been busy making a memorable token of their love.

Suri on board

In a downright shocking, SHOCKING, turn of events....it has been revealed that there is a birth certificate for Suri Cruise. So while the nation, the world, the universe and L Ron wait to catch a glimpse of the Surreal child, we all get a tiny glimmer of hope with this revelation.

The Cruise coalition has not forgotten about the baby; the Cruise camp is gearing up in full force to prove to us all that there is a baby - somewhere, somehow and by someone who may not actually be Tom or Kate.

Hey, like I'm totally on a magazine cover

So Whitney, I was like so totally jealous when you got to walk at the Teen Vogue party and I had to stay backstage and like work. I mean, so what if I only got the internship because I have like the best show on MTV and like you probably worked really hard for the job. I work like half of what you do, but I'm like more famous than you and totally got on the cover of Seventeen, which is way better than walking for DKNY.

I'm like so over working for a magazine now. As soon as this show is over, I'm like going to open my own clothing shop and be like so famous. Right?

Superman is a Giant!

Either this is the weirdest camera angle ever or the new Superman is a giant...or they sent Lois Lane off to Dwarfland and she came back about 3 feet tall.

I'm not too keen on flying out to see this movie, as I think Kate was mis-cast for this role. However, I'm sure himself will want to see it eventually as our copy of Blue Crush is on its last leg.