Bunny Countdown

So my dog asked me if I could help get him into PlayDog so he could pick up some bitches. Of course I told him I'd do what I could.

Anyway, after seeing endless pictures and articles of Jessica Simpson this past week in all the gossip mags, it got me to wondering how much longer until her dad pimps her out bunny style. His campaign is in full swing to make her the ultimate kitten, so bunny is sure to follow. With Nick's monetary demands, sounds like Ms. Jess will need to bring in some more cash. Her dad takes one idea, say the boots single/video and uses it to death. Movie deals, commercials, a shoe line....what next....foot fungus ads and possibly a foot fetish web site deal?

Mary Kate Moss?

Recent reports are saying that Mary Kate wants to play Kate Moss in a movie about her life. It's great to see that Mary Kate really does her research while preparing for her role. I also hear that LiLo is prepping to play Nicole Ritchey and Tara Reid will star in the Anna Nicole Smith biopic.

Pugface Spelling

Do you want to know why Tori looks so much like her dog? Because she is actually Tori's mother. The shame this poor Pug must have felt all it's life. She's even donning the red wig to disguise herself from her family and friends. It's not every day that a Pug's life comes crashing around her. It was just one lonely night, more years ago than she can remember. She'd stolen some Cat Nip from the neighbor and met up with Rudolpho. That night would live in infamy, and Hollywood would never be the same.

Pinky's Exclusive Celebrity Name Predictions!

• TomKat: Ron (Ronald), Ronnie, MI:4, Carnival Cruise

• Gwyneth: Bruce, Blade, Tulip

• Brangelina: Kenya, Harold, Jasmine

• Gwen Stefani: Giorgio, Geneva, Gregory

• Britney: Lynn, Alison, Michelle

• J.Lo: Rosario, Marcus, Juanita

And One Time at Fat Camp

At Fat Camp, the kids that would be made fun of in high school become the cool kids who hook up. There's as much drama here as there is on the Real World, except for being envious of the kids, you just feel a little sorry for them and get annoyed when they sneak cookies and cry if someone is mean to them.

Lesson for the lesser-popular kids: if you want to rule a summer camp, just pack on the pounds and you can be as cool as the quarterback and head cheerleader!

I just wonder what happens to these kids when they go back to the real world and face real pressures. The kid that is only 50 pounds overweight and has girls fighting over him goes back to reality and gets picked on, not only for being chunky, but for being at Fat Camp!

The same kids who silently hate the popular kids at school become those kids at Fat Camp and they probably don't even realize what hypocrites they are. So what if a cool kid hides a bottle of Vodka under their bed and the fat kid hides a bag or two of candy bars - is there really a difference?

Well, until MTV produces a show called Sober Camp, I guess we'll never know.

Source: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/03/more_terrifying_pics_of_nicole.html

Oh Katie!

From the horrible bodysuit snaps of Ms. Holmes that are circulating the mags and web, it does seem confirmed that Katie is with child.

Now that she's gone to this length to prove it, you'd think she'd be a little cautious though. The soccer games, the ice skating and now speed boats in Australia? Even if her alien-soul baby is used to superfast speeds and lots of air travel, shouldn't she just have enough sense to lay low and drink 5 more Starbucks in LA? Or is she afraid that if Tom's hanging on Nicole's turf, Nicole will lose her mind, dump Playgirl alum and get back under Tom's spell? Katie, Katie.

Source: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/02/katie_holmes_is_the_queen_of_f.html

The Worst Couple Comparison - EVER!

I was watching '50 greatest chick flicks' the other night (and am happy to say Steel Magnolias ranked 3rd best). However, when 'Dirty Dancing' came up, the announcer said that Baby and Johnny are the 80s version of Britney and K-Fed. I totally disagree.

Besides the fact that both guys are dancers and love Babies, there is nothing that would even put K-Fed in Johnny's league. Yeah, the guys are the most ideal men for the gals, but Johnny had heart and K-Fed has none. Johnny would never go prancing around like he hasn't showered in years; he had pride in his self.

K-Fed was just a way for Britney to get some babies (hopefully not another one so soon) and is quickly mudding up her image even more. At least Baby showed she could dance with passion; all Britney has to show is her horrible sense of judgement!

PL

Who's Crazier - Kanye or Tom?

After recent reports of Tom going Scientifically crazy at Kanye's concert and Kanye saying that he should be in the bible...I'm wondering who is really the anti-Christ and who should just be committed.

They are both becoming more famous for their antics than any music or movie they bring to Hollywood. Kanye making history in biblical proportions? For what? Producing Gold-Digger or blaming Hurricane Katrina on Noah for not building an arc in time? Tom has taken his Mission Impossible role a bit too far, to prove he can produce the spawn of L. Ron so he can become Old Father Hubbard!

And now with Tom and Kanye teaming up for MI3, which I'm sure will coincide with the birth of mini, it's all about to be one major explosively insane summer, something short of New Year's Eve in a nut house!

And I'll enjoy every minute of it! ~ PL

The Cool Debate

So I've been holding off on the 'who's cooler' debate for a while now, but with the whole freezing of time by Mr. 'there and back' Angel, I was reminded of a simpler time, when Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell was the ruler supreme of freezing time. IMO, Zack still rules. He was way cooler, way smarter and his friends were a lot more interesting (we all know what happened to Jessie and her career as a Showgirl and once Kelly moved to 90210, she became the ultimate bad girl). I think we have Zack to thank for that!

The originators of the cool debate though are Ferris Bueller and Mike Seaver from Growing Pains. Yeah, Mike was pretty sneaky and had his own apartment above the garage, but Mike also usually got caught, had a best friend named Boner and ended up being more of a role model teacher to Leo than a cool dude. Bueller, Bueller wins this debate. With a flair for style, the street smarts to get anything he wants, from a meal at a posh restaurant, to a lake side pool hangout and busting the creepy principal, Ferris wins hands down.

PL

The Ultimate Reality Show

I have to admit that I've been too busy watching the Olympics to comment on what's going on in reality tv land, but really, how more REAL can you get than the Olympics?

Too bad for Michelle Kwan, but in the world of ice skating, she was just a toe pick too old. Leave it to the tweens to win the Ice Princess award!

It's just too easy to make fun of people doing things I could never do, I know. But I am a little sick and somewhat satisfied when the announcers pre-award some of the gold medals to the athletes that end up bombing. I'm happy for Shaun White for coming back. But he was on Punk'd after all, so did you have any doubt?

And for Bode and Apollo... (I'll have to save another blog for my rant on how those with funny names usually end up with Gold medals...can you say Picaboo?) ...well I'm sure they'll wind up with some medals somewhere, someday. Even if Bode's ends up in the recycle bin with all those beers he drinks before he heads down the slope.

That's all for now!

PL

Reality TV Review

Okay, so after catching up on the latest Gauntlet, O-Town and Barker escapades, I have a few observations to note.

• First, did anyone for even a second doubt that Derrick would beat Syrus at the beach brawl? He must have been a wrestler in high school. It's a little too much of a coincidence that the ones we love to hate keep getting 'Captain's Choice' as their game though.
• Is Ashley Parker Angel for real? Is he supposed to be the male version of Jessica Simpson? Like the former Mrs. Lachey, I've never heard his music, but I am intrigued with the show.
• Just when I didn't give the Barkers enough credit, they turned around and began to make some smart monetary decisions! Although they had to take away their daughter's Christmas tree because it was too expensive, they more than made up for their 'Scrooge-ness' with a valuable lesson.
• As a final note, I don't think MTV will allow any show that has too many normal names! As we all know, anyone with a less-than-common moniker is a shoe-in for Real World and Road Rules. But now it's gone to another level, with the Angels and Barkers naming their kids Lyric and Alabama! I guess we can look forward to Apple, Zahara and Pilot Inspektor starring in a MTV show in the years to come!

How old is too old for the Real World?

I have been an avid Real World/Road Rules fan since the very first one and although I am addicted to everything MTV, including the challenges and most recently, the Gauntlet 2; I do have to ask when is enough enough for some of the 'stars' of the show?

We all love the bitches and the fighting and of course the scandals, but I am getting sick of some of the repeat offenders. Case in point: Beth, Mark and even Mr. Grinder himself, Eric. I think they should just create one 'master' reality show for all of the too-old reality stars and just let them battle it out for good. Let's bring in Toni from Paradise Hotel to face Beth in the backward tug-o-war. That's a fair challenge. Having Beth compete against some 19-year-old nymph is really just mean.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to tomorrow night to see who gets defeated next. It probably won't be Beth, as she's had too much air-time lately and is maybe finally getting her 15 minutes of fame on the show. But really, next time I suggest they don't have any contestants would could actually be the parents (not barely legal lovers) of their challengers.

PL

Pinky Lynn

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Who is Pinky Lynn?
- avid celebrity gossiper and follower
- reality tv junkie
- a devout Gator and sun worshipper
- fun seeker and world traveler

I hope to share my rants and adventures with my friends, family and anyone else who finds what I have to say interesting.

Pinky Lynn